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The Human Centipede

Postby abc789987 » Thu Aug 05, 2010 7:43 am

Okay, have you guys heard of this movie? It's got to be the most effed up movies out there... Here is a little summary...
The film tells the story of a German doctor who kidnaps three tourists and joins them surgically, mouth to anus, forming a "human centipede".[2] Having completed the operation, the doctor begins training the centipede, while attempting to hide his actions from the attention of the outside world.

Tosh.0 had a very good summary of the movie last night. He very accurately describes the movie, but I don't think half the crowd realizes this. He does miss a few funny points from the movie though.

And this is just the first sequence! There is going to be a sequel!!!!111!!11!
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Re: The Human Centipede

Postby cprice12 » Thu Aug 05, 2010 8:32 am

They claim the procedure is 100% medically accurate...and could theoretically happen and supposedly work, should someone attempt to do it.

Crazy.
I dig good horror movies...I'll have to check this one out.
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Re: The Human Centipede

Postby stinkdified » Thu Aug 05, 2010 2:00 pm

Damn, i might have to see that.
I read the whole Wikipedia article after reading the post, and was totally grossed out for about 45 min after that.
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Re: The Human Centipede

Postby Portland Blues » Thu Aug 05, 2010 3:52 pm

I made it as far as the part about joining them surgically mouth to anus and hit the back button.

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Re: The Human Centipede

Postby philco_3 » Thu Aug 05, 2010 9:35 pm

Saw the replay on Tosh.0 tonight.... :|
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Re: The Human Centipede

Postby stinkdified » Mon Aug 09, 2010 9:56 am

Ha, downloaded this movie last night.
Proally won't be able to watch it tonight, as i go to the bar on mondays, but i'll have to give it a go Tue night.
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Re: The Human Centipede

Postby stinkdified » Wed Aug 11, 2010 7:46 am

Alright, so i watched that movie last night. Totally lame.
On IMDB it gets a 5.2, i think thats a little high.
No real plot, the guy just kidnaps anybody he can by use of either roofies or a dart gun with hopes of stitching them together.
If you are going to watch this, i highly recommend drinking a few brews before hand, as it can turn into a comedy if you do. In the beginning it is a little annoying when the two girls are just screaming at each about 20 min. The Japanese guy is pretty funny throughout the movie, though, he basically screams the whole movie and is pissed off the whole time. Crazy asians. Besides that, a quote from a review on IMDB pretty much sums it up:
"This movie is ridiculous... the characters have no depth or motivation, the acting is often mediocre and the horror is non-existent except for the basic mindf**k everybody hooks on to."

anybody else wanna have a go?
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Re: The Human Centipede

Postby northwest dave » Wed Aug 11, 2010 4:35 pm

stinkdified wrote:Alright, so i watched that movie last night. Totally lame.
On IMDB it gets a 5.2, i think thats a little high.
No real plot, the guy just kidnaps anybody he can by use of either roofies or a dart gun with hopes of stitching them together.
If you are going to watch this, i highly recommend drinking a few brews before hand, as it can turn into a comedy if you do. In the beginning it is a little annoying when the two girls are just screaming at each about 20 min. The Japanese guy is pretty funny throughout the movie, though, he basically screams the whole movie and is pissed off the whole time. Crazy asians. Besides that, a quote from a review on IMDB pretty much sums it up:
"This movie is ridiculous... the characters have no depth or motivation, the acting is often mediocre and the horror is non-existent except for the basic mindf**k everybody hooks on to."

anybody else wanna have a go?


So you're excited about the sequel, eh?

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Re: The Human Centipede

Postby stinkdified » Thu Aug 12, 2010 10:10 am

northwest dave wrote:So you're excited about the sequel, eh?
Yea, totally, that shit dosn't get you off?

The director Tom Six on the sequal:
"The first one will be like My Little Pony in comparison."

great... :roll:
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Re: The Human Centipede

Postby stlbluz » Thu Aug 12, 2010 4:28 pm

stinkdified wrote:
northwest dave wrote:So you're excited about the sequel, eh?
Yea, totally, that shit dosn't get you off?

The director Tom Six on the sequal:
"The first one will be like My Little Pony in comparison."

great... :roll:


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