Free Online Interactive Card Hockey Game

[stlbluz]

I actually didn't ban him...I was talking about banning you.


Seriously though...didn't ban the kid. He's too entertaining.

[Card Hockey]

a spam-post

Uh yep you're absolutely right Puck-for-brains; a "Hockey" game for "Hockey" fans to enjoy in a "Hockey" forum is somewhow SPAM. Did someone switch your depression meds for acid? Anyway, when/if you ever come down, the following are some examples of "spamming".
1. You are promoting horse manure in a Hockey forum.
That would be spam you see because manure has nothing to do with "Hockey". Do you get it Wad?
2. You are promoting golf balls in a Hockey forum.
That would be spam you see because golf has nothing to do with "Hockey". Do you get it Goober?
3. You are promoting a live webcam of You jerking off, in a Hockey forum.
That would be spam you see because masturbation has nothing to do with "Hockey". Do you get it Jerkoff?
4. You are promoting Star Trek in a Hockey forum.
That would be spam you see because Kirk has nothing to do with "Hockey". Do you get it Spock?

[ohio BLUES]

the Idiot-Welcome-Wagon

Calling yourself names isn't nice, ...

[cprice12]

the following are some examples of "spamming".
1. You are promoting horse manure in a Hockey forum.

One could argue that you were promoting horse manure with your very first post here.

[fargoblues]

the following are some examples of "spamming".
1. You are promoting horse manure in a Hockey forum.

One could argue that you were promoting horse manure with your very first post here.

I would argue that you just insulted horses everywhere.

[Winning Unlimited]

the following are some examples of "spamming".
1. You are promoting horse manure in a Hockey forum.

One could argue that you were promoting horse manure with your very first post here.

I would argue that you just insulted horses everywhere.

I would argue that there are forums dedicated for horse manure. http://www.letsgowings.com/forums/

[fargoblues]

the following are some examples of "spamming".
1. You are promoting horse manure in a Hockey forum.

One could argue that you were promoting horse manure with your very first post here.

I would argue that you just insulted horses everywhere.

I would argue that there are forums dedicated for horse manure. http://www.letsgowings.com/forums/

I reinstate my argument that you just universally insulted horses, worse this time.

[Card Hockey]

One could

You betcha Bubba "one" could and then one would go an ig list where they belong and you'd be done with "one". BUT let's say, hy-pathetically, there was another one and oh let's call him: C (C for Crybaby)? Now, what if C didn't care about spam and was calling the post horse manure cuz what C really wanted was to challenge the poster to an actual game of Card Hockey? You know what I'd have to say to C then? Okay here it comes so follow reeeeel careful-like Bubba.
I would tell C that the even the smartest guy in this forum would be extremely Lucky if they could win just 1 out every 10 games they played against the computer or me and for Two main reasons:
1. The game requires Thinking and clearly all the respondents so far in this forum couldn't think their way out of bed. But probably all hockey forums aren't that slow; just the ST.Loooooser Ones?
2. A Programmer would have to do a little work in order to get it online so that hockey-forum-imbeciles can go online and play it. But that poses Two more problems:
1. Because "hockey-forum-imbeciles" don't know what a "Programmer" is and even they did, they're too stupid to know where to look for one or even to ask someone else if they know one.
2. Because since "hockey-forum-imbeciles" can't even "think their way out of bed"; there's no way for them to learn how to click on a URL just to get to the Game Site. And even if their mommy showed them how to find the URL and play the game, they'd be Lucky if they won 1 out of 50 games vs the computer or 1 out of 100 vs Me and then they'd get upset and quit cuz they're so dumb. Which is too bad because even the 12-year-old kids we tested could win 3 or 4 games out of 10 and the adults might win 4 or 5 out of 10 with a little luck. And I hate to brag but I've beaten the computer 10 Straight games which is why nobody in this forum would even dare think about challenging me. But anyway, now you can see why STL-hockey-forum-imbeciles would be too embarrassed to even take on kids 12 and younger. In fact, They'd probably switch their depression meds to acid On Purpose cuz they're so ashamed knowing they can't even beat a 8 or 10-year kid at a game which is so simple to play that I could teach a 5-year old how to play in less than 10 minutes? But learning How To play is the easy part. Cuz like I said, to win, you have to be able to think at higher than a Grade 4 or 5 level. But it's not all bad news cuz I suppose the kids in this forum could secretly ask their parents to find the URL for them and then secretly play by themselves at home and if they practice hard every day, then maybe after a few months they might be able to win 2 or 3 games out of 50 and if they can keep their own secret, none their friends will know how dumb they still are? But y'all know what happens with secrets in St.Loooo!

But that's just HYPER-thetikal of course Bubba. Because we both know that nobody in this forum is man enough or smart enough to play Card Hockey for real. And even though I could give anyone the URL to play the Game, it just wouldn't be fair to let the folks in this here backcountry download it and play cuz then we'd have thousands more Crybabys off their meds and whinin' somethin' fierce cuz theyz only winnin' 1 out of every 50 games.
Tell ya wutt though Bubba. Cuz I like You and y'all didn't ban me form yer hick forum yet, tell ya what I'ma gonna do fer ya. Ifn you somehow find me a programmer, I'll make sure that good ol' boy programmer gets a Deluxe version of CH right there on yer own Computer and you'll be the only dang Scallywag in this here entire forum to be able to play all by yer lonesum anytime y'all wanna! How 'bout that eh Bubba?

Anywho Bubba, reckon I better get back to jawin' with sum real Hockey folks who actually like dem hockey-video-type games and actually know what a programmer does. But ifn y'all accidental-like notice a programmer has accidentally joined yer forum and you can think, y'all be sure tuh point 'em yonder in my direction huh? And don't worry Bubba, I won't ferget to send yer mama a copy of the game tuh give ya at X-mas ifn everything works out'n all. Y'all take care now ya Hear?

[fargoblues]

One could

You betcha Bubba "one" could and then one would go an ig list where they belong and you'd be done with "one". BUT let's say, hy-pathetically, there was another one and oh let's call him: C (C for Crybaby)? Now, what if C didn't care about spam and was calling the post horse manure cuz what C really wanted was to challenge the poster to an actual game of Card Hockey? You know what I'd have to say to C then? Okay here it comes so follow reeeeel careful-like Bubba.
I would tell C that the even the smartest guy in this forum would be extremely Lucky if they could win just 1 out every 10 games they played against the computer or me and for Two main reasons:
1. The game requires Thinking and clearly all the respondents so far in this forum couldn't think their way out of bed. But probably all hockey forums aren't that slow; just the ST.Loooooser Ones?
2. A Programmer would have to do a little work in order to get it online so that hockey-forum-imbeciles can go online and play it. But that poses Two more problems:
1. Because "hockey-forum-imbeciles" don't know what a "Programmer" is and even they did, they're too stupid to know where to look for one or even to ask someone else if they know one.
2. Because since "hockey-forum-imbeciles" can't even "think their way out of bed"; there's no way for them to learn how to click on a URL just to get to the Game Site. And even if their mommy showed them how to find the URL and play the game, they'd be Lucky if they won 1 out of 50 games vs the computer or 1 out of 100 vs Me and then they'd get upset and quit cuz they're so dumb. Which is too bad because even the 12-year-old kids we tested could win 3 or 4 games out of 10 and the adults might win 4 or 5 out of 10 with a little luck. And I hate to brag but I've beaten the computer 10 Straight games which is why nobody in this forum would even dare think about challenging me. But anyway, now you can see why STL-hockey-forum-imbeciles would be too embarrassed to even take on kids 12 and younger. In fact, They'd probably switch their depression meds to acid On Purpose cuz they're so ashamed knowing they can't even beat a 8 or 10-year kid at a game which is so simple to play that I could teach a 5-year old how to play in less than 10 minutes? But learning How To play is the easy part. Cuz like I said, to win, you have to be able to think at higher than a Grade 4 or 5 level. But it's not all bad news cuz I suppose the kids in this forum could secretly ask their parents to find the URL for them and then secretly play by themselves at home and if they practice hard every day, then maybe after a few months they might be able to win 2 or 3 games out of 50 and if they can keep their own secret, none their friends will know how dumb they still are? But y'all know what happens with secrets in St.Loooo!

But that's just HYPER-thetikal of course Bubba. Because we both know that nobody in this forum is man enough or smart enough to play Card Hockey for real. And even though I could give anyone the URL to play the Game, it just wouldn't be fair to let the folks in this here backcountry download it and play cuz then we'd have thousands more Crybabys off their meds and whinin' somethin' fierce cuz theyz only winnin' 1 out of every 50 games.
Tell ya wutt though Bubba. Cuz I like You and y'all didn't ban me form yer hick forum yet, tell ya what I'ma gonna do fer ya. Ifn you somehow find me a programmer, I'll make sure that good ol' boy programmer gets a Deluxe version of CH right there on yer own Computer and you'll be the only dang Scallywag in this here entire forum to be able to play all by yer lonesum anytime y'all wanna! How 'bout that eh Bubba?

Anywho Bubba, reckon I better get back to jawin' with sum real Hockey folks who actually like dem hockey-video-type games and actually know what a programmer does. But ifn y'all accidental-like notice a programmer has accidentally joined yer forum and you can think, y'all be sure tuh point 'em yonder in my direction huh? And don't worry Bubba, I won't ferget to send yer mama a copy of the game tuh give ya at X-mas ifn everything works out'n all. Y'all take care now ya Hear?

Dude is straight up tripping balls.

[JPonder94]

the following are some examples of "spamming".
1. You are promoting horse manure in a Hockey forum.

One could argue that you were promoting horse manure with your very first post here.

I would argue that you just insulted horses everywhere.

I would argue that there are forums dedicated for horse manure. http://www.letsgowings.com/forums/

Ohh haha I see what you did there!

blah blah blah yadda yadda yadda blah blah...

Dude, you seriously gotta shorten these posts. My pea-brained mind and unintelligent stupor can only handle short posts.

[stinkdified]

And I hate to brag but I've beaten the computer 10 Straight games which is why nobody in this forum would even dare think about challenging me.

I LOLed.

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[not_a_wings_fan]

Seriously, this guy's posts read like they were made by dooger's angry brother.

[ohio BLUES]

I've beaten the computer 10 Straight games

Will someone please get this poor schmuck an award, or at least a ribbon? Good grief.

[Card Hockey]

Dude,

Bzzzzzzzz, wrong answer, you didn't use a swear word but you made the list.

[Card Hockey]

schmuck award

yay ya ya gimme gimme gimme !!!

before I run out funny material for fake hockey fans that couldn't find their own nose ring, let alone a programmer

[Card Hockey]

Oh almost freegot, I found a forum where y'all can practice yer cuss words and nobody can be banned.
go here > http://www.freethought-forum.com/
In fact, you don't even have to disguise yer swear words like: s__head or F'ing or MF. You can type the whole word like: 'shithead' and just be yourselves and hang out with other morons who will also tell you to __off. It's Hick-heaven so go on, whip on over there and stay a spell! You can still scratch yer butt and theyz might even have sum folks there who know the words 'hockey' and 'hockey-related' and have a limited understanding of all things "hockey" just like Y'all.

[thedoc]

I've beaten the computer 10 Straight games

This guy needs to get laid.

[fargoblues]

I've beaten the computer 10 Straight games

This guy needs to get laid...

...by someone other than his own hand.

[JPonder94]

I've beaten the computer 10 Straight games

This guy needs to get laid.

This guy needs to get out of his grandmother's basement.

[drwoland]

... because smart people write 800+ word posts on hockey forums defending how smart they are.