Phrases that start well, then end in a total buzzkill

[Carl Racki]

Hey Craig! You should see the hot piece of ass I nailed last night! Oh, yeah, you can see her across the dinner table taking care of the kids.

[Portland Blues]

We should just hang out at my place tonight...I've got really bad cramps.

[goon attack]

And a big hit in the corner.......by Brad Boyes! <- true call last night by John Kelly.

[WaukeeBlues]

Bergevin gloves the puck....

winnar!

[#1ELPBluzFan]

"And you can bring out the Zamboni...The Blues win their last game of the season 10 - 0 over the Predators but miss the playoffs by a single point..."

[Ruutu15]

"Coming up next on Rock Mix 102.2, that tune by Dave Matthews Band!"

fixed again

[northwest dave]

"Blues decided to add toughness in the lineup tonight with Cam Jansen starting on the 4th line."

[Leedog]

Hot rumor is the Blues are on the verge of trading for one of the Canadiens goalies! Rumor confirmed, welcome to the Lou, Halak.

[Portland Blues]

Tonight's featured speaker is Goon Attack - talking about the latest in window treatments.

[glen a richter]

Brewer is gone! --- UFA d-man is the first 2011 name to sign a new contract, leaving Tampa Bay with a new 5 year deal from St. Louis.

[fargoblues]

Brewer is gone! --- UFA d-man is the first 2011 name to sign a new contract, leaving Tampa Bay with a new 5 year deal from St. Louis.

[DaDitka]

Brewer is gone! --- UFA d-man is the first 2011 name to sign a new contract, leaving Tampa Bay with a new 5 year deal from St. Louis.

Not even close to funny.

That's the first thing I said after the trade...

"I hope Tampa wins it all so they resign his azz"

[goon attack]

"Do it... right now! ... by the way, did I mention I'm a tranny?"

[glen a richter]

Erik Johnson shoots, and scores! His first goal as an Avalanche.

[goon attack]

Preemptive for later this year:

"Bottom of the 9th, Cards down 3-2... Bases loaded, two out... Berkman comes to the plate!"

[WaukeeBlues]

Erik Johnson shoots, and scores! His first goal as an Avalanche.

Erik Johnson, entering tonight's game, has only 5 goals on the season

[ohio BLUES]

As we pan the camera to a hot pair of Swedish twins... as you can see, the Sedins have combined for 7 points in their last two games!

[WaukeeBlues]

Boyes on a break-away!!

[goon attack]

Boyes on a break-away!!

Do you even understand how this works?



"There is tons of activity on LGB today! Waukee is really lighting up the board!"

[Ruutu15]

Come upstairs to my bedroom...to help me put an IKEA bookshelf together.