What is the deal with all the remaining UFA's?
I don't recall a year like this where so many were still left un-signed that we all thought should be by now. (Gardiner, Marleau, Thornton, Williams, Maroon, Phaneuf). Granted at least 3 of those are seriously contemplating retirement and have their own timelines but still.
Also these RFA deals are going to be a mess. Several of these guys are going to bleed into the preseason at least, if not the regular season. Believe you me.
I also don't get the rhetoric of "everyone is waiting on Marner so he can set the market." Really? There's 31 teams and hundreds of contracts and you can't figure out what the market is for Mitch Marner and Matthew Tkachuk?
Here you go, I'll make it easy: Auston Matthews signed 6 flippin months ago for 5 years at $11.634 per. The cap has barely moved. Last 2 seasons he's been almost exactly point per game and helluh talented.
*clears throat* Now... bare with me, because this is really, really difficult: Are you a point per game? [check box] Are you a demonstrably better player than Matthews (be honest)? [check box] Do you want more than 5 years? [check box, bring the AAV down a bit] Do you want less than 5 years? [check box, bring AAV up a bit, in relation to your answers on 1 and 2]
I feel like every year once these deals get done they could've been done on the back of a napkin at a coffee shop in about 15 minutes. Am I wrong?
"Auston doesn't want to go full 8"
"Well we do"
"He doesn't"
"We offer 8"
"He'll go 4"
"We offer 7"
"He'll go 5, final offer"
"Ok fine."
"We want cap ceiling"
"LOLZ"
"He should get McDavid money"
"LOLZ"
"Ok fine but he's elite top 5 and should be paid"
"Ok, now we're talking. We have no problem setting him up for life, so I'm assuming you want to front load this thing?"
"Duh"
"Ok, what about $9 per"
"No way"
"$10 per"
"closer but now"
"Ok I thought we just said not McDavid money"
"How about just less than McDavid, who, let's be honest, underpaid himself"
"Alright fine, $11"
"Ehhhhh"
"Seriously? Okay fine $11.5"
"ehhhhhhh"
"$11.55 and not going higher"
"$11.75"
"$11.6"
"$11.7"
"$11.65"
"$11.634"
"Deal"
