WHY DIDN'T J.D. TRADE DOUG WEIGHT?

goon attack · Post by **goon attack** » Tue Feb 27, 2007 11:09 pm

HAS ANYBODY SEEN WEIGHT'S WIFE? WHAT ARE HER BREASTS AND BUTT LIKE? ANY GOOD?

northwest dave · Post by **northwest dave** » Tue Feb 27, 2007 11:09 pm

BANNED!!!1111!!

goon attack · Post by **goon attack** » Tue Feb 27, 2007 11:10 pm

northwest dave wrote:BANNED!!!1111!!

BLOW IT OUT YOUR BUNGHOLE YOU WHITE SUPREMACIST!!!!1111

LazyPenguin · Post by **LazyPenguin** » Tue Feb 27, 2007 11:10 pm

goon attack wrote:HAS ANYBODY SEEN WEIGHT'S WIFE? WHAT ARE HER BREASTS AND BUTT LIKE? ANY GOOD?

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SHES A SIEVE

SIU LAW · Post by **SIU LAW** » Tue Feb 27, 2007 11:11 pm

ST. LOUIS – ST. LOUIS BLUES PRESIDENT JOHN DAVIDSON ANNOUNCED TODAY THE CLUB HAS SIGNED FREE AGENT CENTER DOUG WEIGHT TO A MULTI-YEAR CONTRACT!!!111

“WE ARE BRINGING BACK A PLAYER THAT LOVES THE CITY OF ST. LOUIS AND THE BLUES ORGANIZATION,” SAID DAVIDSON. “HE’S A STANLEY CUP WINNER AND WILL BE A KEY PART OF THIS TEAM MOVING FORWARD!!!!!111!!!ELEVEN”

WEIGHT, 35, WILL ENTER HIS SECOND STINT WITH THE BLUES. HE WAS ACQUIRED FROM ST. LOUIS BY CAROLINA ON JAN. 30, 2006 IN EXCHANGE FOR A FIRST ROUND DRAFT CHOICE (TRADED TO NEW JERSEY FOR THEIR 25TH CHOICE WHICH THE BLUES DRAFTED PATRIK BERGLUND) IN 2006, A FOURTH ROUND DRAFT CHOICE IN 2006 (RETO BERRA) AND ANOTHER FOURTH ROUND DRAFT CHOICE IN 2007 ALONG WITH JESSE BOULERICE, MAGNUS KAHNBERG AND MIKE ZIGOMANIS. WEIGHT PLAYED IN 23 GAMES FOR THE HURRICANES THIS PAST POSTSEASON, REGISTERING 16 POINTS (THREE GOALS, 13 ASSISTS) AND HELPED GUIDE THE TEAM TO ITS FIRST STANLEY CUP!!!111 AT THE TIME OF THE TRANSACTION, THE 5-11, 201-POUND CENTER LED THE BLUES WITH 33 ASSISTS AND 44 POINTS IN 47 GAMES.

WEIGHT HAS PLAYED IN 982 CAREER NHL GAMES, AMASSING 885 POINTS (239 GOALS, 646 ASSISTS) ALONG WITH 809 PENALTY MINUTES. THE FOUR-TIME ALL-STAR WAS ACQUIRED BY ST. LOUIS FROM EDMONTON ON JULY 1, 2001 AND PLAYED FOUR SEASONS WITH THE BLUES FROM 2001-2006.

WEIGHT BEGAN HIS NHL CAREER WITH THE NEW YORK RANGERS IN THE 1991 STANLEY CUP PLAYOFFS. THE DETROIT, MICHIGAN NATIVE WAS ORIGINALLY DRAFTED BY THE RANGERS IN THE SECOND ROUND, 34TH OVERALL, IN THE 1990 NHL ENTRY DRAFT!!!11ELEVENTY11!1

goon attack · Post by **goon attack** » Tue Feb 27, 2007 11:11 pm

GOOD THING SHE'S NOT OUR GOALIE!!!!!!111

goon attack · Post by **goon attack** » Tue Feb 27, 2007 11:14 pm

BUT SERIOUSLY, I'VE YET TO SEE A SIEVE THAT A REGULATION NHL PUCK COULD FIT THROUGH. JUST SAYING!!!!111

LazyPenguin · Post by **LazyPenguin** » Tue Feb 27, 2007 11:14 pm

THIS THREAD HAS MADE MY NIGHT!

SIU LAW · Post by **SIU LAW** » Tue Feb 27, 2007 11:18 pm

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TSUCookieMonster · Post by **TSUCookieMonster** » Tue Feb 27, 2007 11:18 pm

HEY GUYS, WHY DID WEIGHT COME BACK IN TEH FIRST PLACE IF HE WANTED TO PLAY FOR A DIFFERENT TEAM, IT WOULD BE SILLY FOR HIM TO RETURN AND THEN TRADE AWAY AGAIN HAHA.

LazyPenguin · Post by **LazyPenguin** » Tue Feb 27, 2007 11:19 pm

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I EAT BABIES11111!!!!RAWR!

YouTube · Post by **cprice12** » Tue Feb 27, 2007 11:20 pm

THE THREAD FROM HELL.

SIU LAW · Post by **SIU LAW** » Tue Feb 27, 2007 11:20 pm

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BUY MY PAPER TOWELS ASSHOLES!!!

LazyPenguin · Post by **LazyPenguin** » Tue Feb 27, 2007 11:22 pm

cprice12 wrote:THE THREAD FROM HELL.

SUPER ADMIN, TELL US WHY TEH J.D. DIDN'T TRADE TEH WEIGHT!

goon attack · Post by **goon attack** » Tue Feb 27, 2007 11:24 pm

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SIU LAW · Post by **SIU LAW** » Tue Feb 27, 2007 11:25 pm

LazyPenguin wrote:[img:194:194]http://www.cbc.ca/gfx/images/sports/pho ... 13-194.jpg[/img]

NOW I HAVE CUT DOWN A LOT OF TREES IN MY LIFE...BUT THAT WAS THE FIRST ONE I EVER HEARD SCREAM.

northwest dave · Post by **northwest dave** » Tue Feb 27, 2007 11:25 pm

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Hey goon, why do you have such stuff on your computer?

goon attack · Post by **goon attack** » Tue Feb 27, 2007 11:27 pm

northwest dave wrote:
goon attack wrote:[img:149:235]http://www.alyson.com/html/bearotica/bearoticax235.gif[/img]
Hey goon, why do you have such stuff on your computer?

WHY DO YOU CARE WHAT MY SEXUAL PREFERENCE IS?

northwest dave · Post by **northwest dave** » Tue Feb 27, 2007 11:28 pm

goon attack wrote:
northwest dave wrote:
goon attack wrote:[img:149:235]http://www.alyson.com/html/bearotica/bearoticax235.gif[/img]
Hey goon, why do you have such stuff on your computer?
WHY DO YOU CARE WHAT MY SEXUAL PREFERENCE IS?

I LOVE TEH GAYES!!!1111

Misc. Blues · Post by **Misc. Blues** » Tue Feb 27, 2007 11:28 pm

northwest dave wrote:
goon attack wrote:[img:149:235]http://www.alyson.com/html/bearotica/bearoticax235.gif[/img]
Hey goon, why do you have such stuff on your computer?

UMM NON-CAPS NOT ALLOWED IN THIS THREAD!!!!!