The Convince Bernie Federko Not To Hang Himself Thread
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The Convince Bernie Federko Not To Hang Himself Thread
So...I'm sure you have all heard the news. It hurts. Hurts bad. Not sure I want to go on anymore. Please give me reasons why I should keep on living.
Your pal,
Bernie
Your pal,
Bernie
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Through early morning fog I see
visions of the things to be
the pains that are withheld for me
I realize and I can see...
That suicide is painless
It brings on many changes
and I can take or leave it if I please.
I try to find a way to make
all our little joys relate
without that ever-present hate
but now I know that it's too late, and...
That suicide is painless
It brings on many changes
and I can take or leave it if I please.
The game of life is hard to play
I'm gonna lose it anyway
The losing card I'll someday lay
so this is all I have to say.
visions of the things to be
the pains that are withheld for me
I realize and I can see...
That suicide is painless
It brings on many changes
and I can take or leave it if I please.
I try to find a way to make
all our little joys relate
without that ever-present hate
but now I know that it's too late, and...
That suicide is painless
It brings on many changes
and I can take or leave it if I please.
The game of life is hard to play
I'm gonna lose it anyway
The losing card I'll someday lay
so this is all I have to say.
BUY SOME GODDAMN CABINETS!
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Go watch some of your old highlight reels?Bernie Federko wrote:So...I'm sure you have all heard the news. It hurts. Hurts bad. Not sure I want to go on anymore. Please give me reasons why I should keep on living.
Your pal,
Bernie
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No longer will have to here "Thank you, Thank you, Thank you." Shrug.
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philco_3 wrote:No longer will have to here "Thank you, Thank you, Thank you." Shrug.
That's John Kelly that says that.
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Philo wrote:philco_3 wrote:No longer will have to here "Thank you, Thank you, Thank you." Shrug.
That's John Kelly that says that.
That is why he said Bernie will no longer have to hear it now that he is not in the booth.
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Thank You, Thank You, Thank Yousection319 wrote:Philo wrote:philco_3 wrote:No longer will have to hear "Thank you, Thank you, Thank you." Shrug.
That's John Kelly that says that.
That is why he said Bernie will no longer have to hear it now that he is not in the booth.
BTW Bernie get off that bridge, don't be a drama queen.
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Amen, bro.....hugedeal wrote:Bernadette.
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You guys are way too tough on Bernie...he's going to fit in well with his new role, and you won't have to listen to him nearly as often....
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It's that simple?F Keenan wrote:
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Guppy wrote:You still got a job unlike some people

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Stop being a bitch and get the job done. I recommend auto-erotic asphyxiation.
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You get to do the Blue and Gold game LIVE! from Sutter Mills.Bernie Federko wrote:So...I'm sure you have all heard the news. It hurts. Hurts bad. Not sure I want to go on anymore. Please give me reasons why I should keep on living.
Your pal,
Bernie

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That was part of the negotiation. I came off the bridge if they would give me just one more chance.
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